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FAQ:DO ROBOTS NECCESSARILY COME FROM (OUTER) SPACE?ACTUALLY, MANY ROBOTS COME FROM RIGHT HERE ON EARTH. HOWEVER, THEY ARE MOSTLY UTILITARIAN AND WORK IN FACTORIES. MOST OF THE ROBOTS THAT COME FROM OUTER SPACE ARE BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION, AND THEREFORE, ARE MORE OFTEN COVERED IN THE MEDIA.WHEN WAS THE LEF-TEE PARTY FORMED?THE LEF-TEE PARTY WAS FORMED SHORTLY AFTER THE BEGINNING OF TIME (SEE TIMELINE) CAN I SUE YOU? CAN I SUE YOUR FAMILY?WE DISCOURAGE LAWSUITS AGAINST US. THEY CAN BE COSTLY AND TIME CONSUMING. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY FEEL THE NEED TO PURSUE LITIGATION, PLEASE TAKE PILLS UNTIL YOU NO LONGER ABSOLUTELY FEEL THE NEED TO PURSUE LITIGATION.WHY IS YOUR MASCOT A FAT BABY?GOOD QUESTON.WHAT IS THE BEST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR ESCAPING A ZOMBIE ATTACK?HISTORICALLY, THE VEHICLE OF CHOICE HAS BEEN AN OVERSIZED PICKUP TRUCK. THIS TRUCK IS USUALLY ANYWHERE FROM A 1988-1992 MODEL FORD AND RUSTED OUT. TYPICALLY THE TRUCK WILL BE OUT OF GAS, THE KEYS ARE IN THE SHED, THE SHED IS LOCKED, AND YOU NEED TO BREAK INTO YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE TO GET AN AXE TO CHOP THE LOCK OFF OF THE SHED. UNFORTUNATELY. THE NEIGHBORS LIVE A MILE DOWN THE ROAD AND THE ZOMBIES ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY. THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT THE NEIGHBORS HAVE BECOME ZOMBIES AND YOU HAVE THAT TO CONTEND WITH AS WELL.DO YOU ACCEPT IDEAS FOR T-SHIRTS?YES, BUT WE PROBABLY WON'T USE YOUR IDEA.IF YOU HAD THE CHOICE BETWEEN BEING A.) TOMAHAWKED OR B.) NOT TOMAHAWKED, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?B.) NOT TOMAHAWKED.DO YOU SHIP TO MONGOLIA?NODO YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER WORN A DRESS MADE OF HUMAN SKIN?NOT AT THIS TIME.DO YOU HAVE AN UNDERGROUND LAIR? (IN WHICH THERE IS A WELL WHERE YOU IMPRISON YOUR CAPTIVES)?NOIF YOU COULD ACHIEVE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS... WHICH IS NICE. |